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Wednesday, January 4, 2012

BILA VIP MENCARUT DAN MENCERUT.

Gambor hiasan jer...


Fidel yang comel, 10 tahun.


Assalamualaikum dan Salam Ceria,

Konon ada mesej dalam twitter yg kata bekas pemimpin Cuba Encik Fidel Castro dah arwah kelmarin. Tapi bila check, cuma berita palsu. Ntah pe pasa deme nak sangat orang tua tu mati.
So kalau Yob Kim kat Pyongyang dah tumpor, tak kan member dia mesti nak ikut.
Tunggu giliran ahh.


Fidel yang serabut!


Merdeka! Merdeka! Merdeka!
Hidup Revolusi!
Viva Cuba! Ariba, Ariba!


Pasang api pun ada gaya, ada stail...kagum orang nengok!



Fidel: Cer miker hidu minyak wangi teman...
Che: Minyak wangi, bior betoi. Bau cerut ada ler!



Arwah Gaddafi: Ahlan Wahsahlan Bro Fidel!
Fidel: Muchas Gracias, Amigo!

Gambor2 teman rembat dari TIME.


One fine evening, cehhhh cakap omputih entri ni ye kome, selonggok VVIPs dan VIPs sedang bersantai kat sebuah kelab eksklusif. Kat satu corner ada 3-4 orang-orang perut besor duduk sambe sembang-sembang. Ada sorang puan dok menebeng sebelah satu Yob ni.

VIP: Do you mencerut, Sir?
VVIP: Occassionally, but not infront of the old...err I mean the Little Lady.
VIP: OK then, have a stick of fine havana, Sir. The kind JJ lurves to..
VVIP: JJ who?
VIP: You know, our man in Washington.
VVIP: Oh yaa...that rascal. Haven't heard from him lately. Is he still active?
VIP: Yes, still chasing skirts. Anyway, this brand was endorsed by Fidel himself, no less!
VVIP: Fidel who?
VVIP: Why, he's President Kennedy's best pal.
VVIP: Cor blimey! But what mencarut got to do with a cigar?
VIP: I didn't say mencarut. I said mencerut. You know...as merokok when you suck the rokok...
VVIP: OIC...,that's very kind of you, Old Chap!
VIP: Anything for you, Sir. Here let me...(lights up the VVIP's cigar).
VVIP: (Puff...puff...)...I'll be damn! This is one f*cking fine cigar...
Little Lady: Are you mencarut, Bang Aji?
VVIP: Errr..no Yang. I'm mencerut...as in merokok when you suck the rokok?
Little Lady: Hurmmm...nak rasa sebatang.
VVIP: Now, now my dear...semalam I dah bagi..
Little Lady: Are you mencarut now?!
VVIP: (Gulp, cough..cough!)




Dua ekoq kucin Madinah sedang bersembang tentang harga buah tamar yg semakin merundum di pasaran.
 Trailer tak abih-abih...

SAY NO TO MENCERUT...ERR AND MENCARUT!!!
Posted by MOH KEMBARA at 1/04/2012 08:53:00 PM
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20 comments:

  1. Tie HTJanuary 4, 2012 at 10:20 PM

    salam kak..

    dialog dahsyatttt..tomel nye kucin..sempat snap dia eks :)

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  2. Pak OncuJanuary 4, 2012 at 10:29 PM

    ermmm org tu mencerut juga ke hahahahhahahah

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  3. ummirossJanuary 4, 2012 at 10:50 PM

    Assalamualaikum Kak..
    hihi..tumpang gelak.
    Wah trailer ada kucing ekor kembang, i like!

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  4. penDragonJanuary 4, 2012 at 11:20 PM

    Assalamualaikum k yong,
    haish....dahsyat betul mencerut & mencarutnya tuuuu...

    ololo...comey sungguh kucing madinah...ada yg vooloo gebu panjang2 je...yg lagi satu tu mcm kucing mesia!

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  5. MOH KEMBARAJanuary 4, 2012 at 11:32 PM

    Salam Yong Tihara,

    Usik-mengusik bawa bahagia Yong.
    Semua benda kalau sempat akak snap!

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  6. MOH KEMBARAJanuary 4, 2012 at 11:33 PM

    Salam Yob PO,

    Sapa tuuu?

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  7. MOH KEMBARAJanuary 4, 2012 at 11:35 PM

    Waalaikumsalam Yong Ummi,
    Gelak lelama pun buleh, tp senyap2.
    Suka kucing yaa.

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  8. ORLANDO AHMADJanuary 4, 2012 at 11:38 PM

    kucing yg gebu huhu

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  9. MOH KEMBARAJanuary 4, 2012 at 11:43 PM

    Waalaikumsalam Yong Dragon,

    Mana dasatnya...berlapik-lapik tu.
    Ahh akak perati banyak gak kucing Arab yg gebu-geban ni, tapi tak bertuan, dok ngelewor merata jalan minta makan.

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  10. Na'im NikmatJanuary 5, 2012 at 12:11 AM

    Mencerut kah3...

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  11. MOH KEMBARAJanuary 5, 2012 at 12:20 AM

    Salam Yob Ustaz Orlando,

    Ni ada kawan John kat Madinah!

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  12. MOH KEMBARAJanuary 5, 2012 at 12:58 AM

    Salam Yob Naim,

    Slow, slow gelak tu...

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  13. cikceriacornerJanuary 5, 2012 at 12:23 PM

    salam akak..

    selamat tahun baru...

    saya tengok pon berkerut2..heheheh

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  14. MOH KEMBARAJanuary 5, 2012 at 3:00 PM

    Salam Cik Ceria,

    Tima kasih. Semoga tahun ni memberi keceriaan yg lebih utk kita semua.
    Tengok muka Fidel ke muka Abang Aji jd berkerut2??

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  15. Kak MahhJanuary 5, 2012 at 7:22 PM

    Suka tajuk entry ni...saya sihat Kak Yong cuma sekarang dok sibuk,maklumlah awal minggu persekolahan...

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  16. eitaJanuary 5, 2012 at 9:21 PM

    suka baca kak....
    tapi kan kiut betol lah meow tu....

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  17. MulanJanuary 5, 2012 at 9:22 PM

    kucing2 ni kalo merayap tak tentu hala kat vietnam dolu, harus dah jadi lauk..

    isshhh, dah tua2 teklok mencerot & mencarots.. hehehee...

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  18. MOH KEMBARAJanuary 5, 2012 at 11:40 PM

    Salam Yong Mah,

    Biasalah awal2 persekolahan. Bukan jer anak2, mak ayah pun kalut gi sekolah!

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  19. MOH KEMBARAJanuary 5, 2012 at 11:41 PM

    Salam Yong Eita,
    Peminat kucing ka?

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  20. MOH KEMBARAJanuary 5, 2012 at 11:43 PM

    Salam Yong Mulan,

    Tulah. Ada terjumpa restoran jual sup kucing dan anjing kat sana, Yong?

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