Gambor hiasan jer...
Fidel yang comel, 10 tahun.Assalamualaikum dan Salam Ceria,
Konon ada mesej dalam twitter yg kata bekas pemimpin Cuba Encik Fidel Castro dah arwah kelmarin. Tapi bila check, cuma berita palsu. Ntah pe pasa deme nak sangat orang tua tu mati.
So kalau Yob Kim kat Pyongyang dah tumpor, tak kan member dia mesti nak ikut.
Tunggu giliran ahh.
Fidel yang serabut!
Merdeka! Merdeka! Merdeka!Hidup Revolusi!
Viva Cuba! Ariba, Ariba!
Pasang api pun ada gaya, ada stail...kagum orang nengok!
Fidel: Cer miker hidu minyak wangi teman...
Che: Minyak wangi, bior betoi. Bau cerut ada ler!
Arwah Gaddafi: Ahlan Wahsahlan Bro Fidel!
Fidel: Muchas Gracias, Amigo!
Gambor2 teman rembat dari TIME.
One fine evening, cehhhh cakap omputih entri ni ye kome, selonggok VVIPs dan VIPs sedang bersantai kat sebuah kelab eksklusif. Kat satu corner ada 3-4 orang-orang perut besor duduk sambe sembang-sembang. Ada sorang puan dok menebeng sebelah satu Yob ni.VIP: Do you mencerut, Sir?
VVIP: Occassionally, but not infront of the old...err I mean the Little Lady.
VIP: OK then, have a stick of fine havana, Sir. The kind JJ lurves to..
VVIP: JJ who?
VIP: You know, our man in Washington.
VVIP: Oh yaa...that rascal. Haven't heard from him lately. Is he still active?
VIP: Yes, still chasing skirts. Anyway, this brand was endorsed by Fidel himself, no less!
VVIP: Fidel who?
VVIP: Why, he's President Kennedy's best pal.
VVIP: Cor blimey! But what mencarut got to do with a cigar?
VIP: I didn't say mencarut. I said mencerut. You know...as merokok when you suck the rokok...
VVIP: OIC...,that's very kind of you, Old Chap!
VIP: Anything for you, Sir. Here let me...(lights up the VVIP's cigar).
VVIP: (Puff...puff...)...I'll be damn! This is one f*cking fine cigar...
Little Lady: Are you mencarut, Bang Aji?
VVIP: Errr..no Yang. I'm mencerut...as in merokok when you suck the rokok?
Little Lady: Hurmmm...nak rasa sebatang.
VVIP: Now, now my dear...semalam I dah bagi..
Little Lady: Are you mencarut now?!
VVIP: (Gulp, cough..cough!)
VVIP: Occassionally, but not infront of the old...err I mean the Little Lady.
VIP: OK then, have a stick of fine havana, Sir. The kind JJ lurves to..
VVIP: JJ who?
VIP: You know, our man in Washington.
VVIP: Oh yaa...that rascal. Haven't heard from him lately. Is he still active?
VIP: Yes, still chasing skirts. Anyway, this brand was endorsed by Fidel himself, no less!
VVIP: Fidel who?
VVIP: Why, he's President Kennedy's best pal.
VVIP: Cor blimey! But what mencarut got to do with a cigar?
VIP: I didn't say mencarut. I said mencerut. You know...as merokok when you suck the rokok...
VVIP: OIC...,that's very kind of you, Old Chap!
VIP: Anything for you, Sir. Here let me...(lights up the VVIP's cigar).
VVIP: (Puff...puff...)...I'll be damn! This is one f*cking fine cigar...
Little Lady: Are you mencarut, Bang Aji?
VVIP: Errr..no Yang. I'm mencerut...as in merokok when you suck the rokok?
Little Lady: Hurmmm...nak rasa sebatang.
VVIP: Now, now my dear...semalam I dah bagi..
Little Lady: Are you mencarut now?!
VVIP: (Gulp, cough..cough!)
Dua ekoq kucin Madinah sedang bersembang tentang harga buah tamar yg semakin merundum di pasaran.
Trailer tak abih-abih...
SAY NO TO MENCERUT...ERR AND MENCARUT!!!
Trailer tak abih-abih...
SAY NO TO MENCERUT...ERR AND MENCARUT!!!
