Queen Elizabeth Jamu Pulut Kunin Untuk PM!

Assalamualaikum dan Salam Ceria,

Yeeehaaahhh...ari ni takde program kat sekolah. Buleh lepak malas-malas kat romah nganga Astro dan surfing internet!

Teman cilok gambor Cik Najimah merata website, dapat 2-3 gambor yg hopefully takde Hakcipta Tak Terpelihara. Moh kita nyongket Londooon!

QE2: Welcome to London, Your Excellency PM Razak.

Bijan: Thank you Your Majesty. My wife and I are truly hounoured.

QE2: My pleasure. How do you like London?

Bijan: It has been great, so far ...Your Majesty, thank you. My wife especially lurrrve Harrods!

QE2: I'm very glad. How do you like my dress? I was informed to wear yellow as a welcoming gesture for your visit. Is it true there was a yellow festival in Koola Lumbur recently?

Bijan: Err...lovely, lovely...I mean Your Majesty's dress is lovely! Yes there was a grand festival in KL recently.

QE2: Indeed it was. I watched Youtube last night in preparation for...

Bijan : Gasp....you did?!

QE2: Of coz...I don't just cut ribbons, breed dogs, ride horses...Silly!

Bijan: Of coz, of coz Your Majesty!

QE2: Anyway, that was fun, wasn't it?

Bijan: What was, Your Majesty?

QE2: The Gay Pride Festival...you Dickhead!

Bijan: I beg your pardon, Ma'am?

QE2: The yellow festival was gay and fun! Why...I saw 3 men walked hand in hand! A young man in red looked so drunk and his buddies...




Bijan: That Scumbag!...

QE2: I beg your pardon!!!?

Bijan: Errr...beg pardon Your Majesty. That must be KJ...

QE2: KJ? Who is KJ?

Bijan: He is...he is our most talented and versatile, err...actor!

QE2: Is that so? And the other two men are also gays?

Bijan: Yesss...err no, no..Your Majesty! They are policemen masquarading as SB!

QE2: The SBs pretending to be gays? Blimey!



QE2: Uh hullo Mrs Razak...

Semoh: Hullo Your Majesty, nice to meet you!

QE2: Oh Jeez...what is that thang?

Semoh: I beg your padang?

QE2: That thang on your head!

Semoh: (Pat, pat her hairdo) Err...you mean my hair Your Majesty?

QE2: Your hair piece? Bloody....excuse me, gosh its your hair! I thought it was a beehive!

Semoh: (Laughed nervously) Haa heee hooo... funny joke that, Ma'am!

QE2: Since your beehive...er...this reminds me of tea. Let's proceed to tea then dears. Shall we?

Royal Tea for The Najimahs from Malaya

Puulort Kuuning Ala Windsor

Roh-tea Jaler and Salmon Gulai Tempooyark St James

Duuri-yarn Ice-cream 'De Buckingham

OK, Ok teman interprete dialog ni ke dalam Bahase Perok:

QE2: Selamat Datang weh mengkome!

Bijan: Tima kasih Duli Yang Maha Mulia Tuanku. Kami berbesor ati.

QE2: Tak ngape. Mengkome sonok nyongket London nih?

Bijan: Sonok giler...setakat ni ler, Tuanku, makasih! Empuan patik sonok giler perabih $$$ kat Harrods.

QE2: Lega dengor. Lawor tak baju beta ni mengkome? Beta dikabor elok paka baju werne kunin sempena lawatan kome ni. Betoi ke ada pesta kunin di Koola Lumbur bebaru ni?

Bijan: Comey, comey...er maksud patik baju Tuanku comey! Ya, betoi ada pesta merioh di KL bebaru ni.

QE2: Memang pun. Beta nengok Youtube semalam untuk...

Bijan: Maaak...Tuanku dah nengok?!

QE2: Tentulah...beta idok gunting reben, bela anjin, berkuda jer...Ngok!

Bijan: Ya, betoi, betoi Tuanku!

QE2: Namun, sonok kan?

Bijan: Ape yang sonok benor tu Tuanku?

QE2: Pesta Bapuk tu...Kepala@#**#!!! (Dilarang mencarut!)

Bijan: Tuanku?

QE2: Pesta kunin tu meriah dan sonok...tu beta nampak 3 orang lelaki jalan pegang-pegang tangan. Orang muda berbaju T-meroh nampak cam mabuk dengan kenkawan dia...

Bijan: Malaun tu...!

QE2: Ape dia?

Bijan: Err...mohon ampun Tuanku, tu KJ Tuanku.

QE2: KJ? Sape mamat KJ nih?

Bijan: Err...Dia...pelakon kami yang paling berbakat dan versatil...

QE2: Bebenor? Yang 2 orang lelaki tu pun bapok?

Bijan: Yaaa...errr tak, tak Tuanku! Deme polis menyamor jadi SB!

QE2: SB menyamor jadi bapok?! Hok Alohhh!

QE2: Eh...hullo Puan Razak!

Semoh: Ello Tuanku...gumbira dapat jumpa Tuanku!

QE2: Eeeee...natang apa tu?

Semoh: Tuanku?

QE2: Natang tu...ataih pala miker tuh!

Semoh: (Tepuk, tepuk pala dia) Errr maksud Tuanku, rambut patik ni?

QE2: Rambut palsu miker? Laa #@**!...beta mati-mati ingat sarang leboh tadi!

Semoh: (Ketawa puntianak) Huu hee haw haw...lawoklah Tuanku nih!

QE2: Oleh kerana sarang leboh miker ni...err...teringat minum teh. Meh kite minum teh. Sila kome!

Dialog kat ataih takde kena-mengena dengan sesapa yang belum, sudah atau akan beranak. Harap maklum!

Gambor Royal Tea tak mandang. SB tak bagi kami amik gambor Puulort Kunin tuh...hampeh!