Bush Yang Badut!

"Nah, amik nih!" kata bekas Presiden Bush.


Assalamualaikum dan Salam Hormat,

Ok, moh kita ke Rumoh Putih yang tak suci murni - in the USAAAAA!!!!

Teman dapat dialog fiksyen ni dah lebih 10 tahun kot. Masa George Bush masih presiden. Dan Condoleeza Rice, Setiausaha Negara...wanita Afrik-Amerika pertama pegang jawatan gomen tertinggi kat USA nun.
Ntah sapa yg tulis dialog ni. Memang lembablah dia gamborkan si-George ni...presiden yg paling dungu dan badut sarkas dalam sejarah kepresidenan Amerika. Comtohnya, dalam satu sidang akhbar, salah sorang wartawan bertanya betoi ke dia ada jumpa doktor baru-baru ni.

George jawab, "Betoi, jari I luka".

"Jari yang mana?" tanya Barbara Walters, kununlah.

" Yang ni!" jawab Bush.

Dia angkat jari antu, cam gambor kat atas tu!

Siyeeeessss!

Bercumbuan dengan Setiausaha Negara Condoleeza Rice pulak!

PM China Hu Jintao

Bekas Setiausaha Agung PBB Kofi Anan


Moh ikuti dialog antara mantan Presiden Bush dan mantan Setiausaha Negara Condoleeza Rice.

George W Bush and Condolisa Rice are having a meeting... read on.

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

George: Great. Tell me all about it.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: That's what I want to know.

Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow's name.

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The main man in China, dammit!!!

Condi: Hu is leading China.

George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

Condi: I'm telling you, Hu is leading China!

George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: That's the man's name.

George: That's who's name?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of the new leader of
China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was dead in the
Middle East.

Condi: That's correct.

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Look Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.

Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?

George: No.

Condi: You don't want Kofi.

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.
And then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: And call who?

George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China

George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi.

George: All right! With cream and two sugars! *&%#***!!

Kalau layan Bush lelama kome buleh jadi bengong!
Meh layan tapas teman reka di Istanbul dulu. Ropa-ropanya teman dah biasa buat tapas ni, tapi tak tau yang teman buat tapas...kata orang Real Madrid.
Yang ni roti dihias dengan butter kampong, kepingan sucuk dan white cheese. Nampak cam tak bape besor, tapi kenyang kome.
Jemput...sila, sila...